Whoa, the Seas of David

Wow.
I couldn't find my towel and decided to use my sister's towel to dry my face.
"Self, your sister's butt has been on that towel," I thought as I was using it, but I willfully ignored that thought and dried my face anyways.

Whoa, I just looked at a sweet map of Asia, and discovered that Iran is the large and ancient filling between the warlike sandwich of Iraq and Afghanistan.
Whoa, check it out.

Ostriches often look really outraged. They are very proud, and curious, and territorial. If I ever go to Africa and reconnect with my original black roots (haaa, and wear brightly coloured kinte cloth, and a huge natural fro, and change my name to Lateefah X because my name is my slave name), I must see the ostriches there as well, but not get too close and piss them off. They also have really extravagant eyelashes, and love to prance and show off their legs.

Well, some terrorists have children.

Haaa, in our neighbourhood there is this place called Temple Emmanu-El where the whole community has meetings, and I want to sneak in there and stir up religious discord.
Whoa, on this tv show that my brother and I are watching, a white man climbed inside a huge microwave and then a black man climbed out. It was fucked UP.

"I don't give a shit, I just sit here and eat baklava," my co-worker Nada said defiantly.
"You do that, girl," I said in my black-woman voice.

Whoa, did you see how all these Black Muslim guys got arrested for trying to wage a jihad upon the Sears Tower, which is NO GOOD since the Sage is moving to Chicago in a couple of months and doesn't want to be attacked by no terrorists.

Batiste told the informant he was organizing an Islamic army to wage a jihad in the United States, the indictment says.A man who identified himself as "Brother Corey" said five of the men arrested in Miami were his "brothers," members of a religious group he identified as the "Seas of David." Brother Corey said the group has "soldiers in Chicago," but was peaceful and not associated with any terrorist organizations. He said he used the term soldiers because they were soldiers of God. Whoa, the Seas of David. That is fucked UP.

There are all these Black Muslims and Regular Muslims and all manner of souls who come into my workplace, and today there was this skinny African guy wearing a flowing white robe with a HOOD, but then he also had a cellphone earpiece attached to his ear. And today my boss Mahmoud was ranting in Arabic (actually I think he was ranting about the Black Muslim terrorist attacks, because things like that always incite a reaction in him), and his companions all kept yelling, "True, true!" and it was like a scene from a rap.

Sage Out.